Craig Owens New Lead Singer For Aerosmith?

Maybe.  I don’t know.  I just looked up his Twitter account and I found a bunch of people who are talking about Craig Owens taking Stephen Tyler’s place.  How weird would that be?  It’s like that episode of Boy Meets World where Eric wants to bring a date to the Aerosmith concert but his parents are also going; with better seats no less!  They get mad at one another for trying to claim the band as belonging to their own generation and, in the end, realize their music is timeless!  Oh my God, if you haven’t seen it, you’re really missing out.  Anyway, I thought I would post my thoughts on the matter because I posted about Craig Owens leaving Chiodos a while ago.  So far my predictions are right.  He finished up a solo tour, worked with Pete Wentz, is awaiting his Isles & Glaciers EP which will probably be in the Top 10 albums on iTunes for the week, and Chiodos has not really been heard from since.

Overheard.

“People don’t really like getting complimented.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, me and my friend did a social experiment on it once.”

“That’s cool.”

“Well, I mean, we were drinking and we thought, ‘Hey, why not do something?  Let’s so a social experiment!’”

“That’s so funny!”

“Yeah and we noticed that a lot of people don’t like getting complimented.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, like my friend saw a girl with tattoos on her chest and he was like ‘Nice tats’ but she was all like, no. It was so funny!”

“Yeah.”

“‘Nice tats.’”

laughter

“What’s wrong with people these days?  I think we figured it out.”

NO.  No you didn’t.  You want to know how I know?  It’s because some drunk douche-bag and his bromance were drunkenly talking to people and telling them you like something they’re wearing.  I would probably not respond positively to two drunken assholes telling me my “Yeah Yeah Yeah’s shirt is hella cool”.  Shut the fuck up, the whole Underground can’t concentrate and she’s not going to sleep with you.

Overheard.

“Oh my Goooodd, is he going to teach the entire class period?”

“Oh, I knoww. I haattee this class.  Every time I come here it’s like, FML.”

“Same.  It’s like, the worst.”

“I know…  Did you hear about Haiti?  That sucks so bad.”

“Yeah.  I would like, rather be there than here, you know?  I hate this class so much I would rather be in Haiti.”

(laughter for thirty seconds)

“Like, imagine losing all your stuff in an earthquake.”

“I know, FML.”

Overheard.

“Do you think that a mutual friend would give him your number if you changed it?”

It makes you wonder what happened in order for someone to totally want to cut ties with someone else.  I know it’s none of my business, but there is a huge room with plenty of tables and these two decided to sit right next to me.  I hope that it ends well, whatever happened.

“Apparently, I’m losing weight.  I’m not sure how…but I’m not complaining.”

Oh my God I have to leave before I throw up.